- Unknown:
- Colin McLaren
- Conducted By:
- Paul Patterson
- Directed By:
- Piers Plowrlght
- Martin Mendl:
- David de Keyser
- Timothy Liripet:
- Timothy Davies
- Sir Hubert Fiske:
- Cyril Luckham
- Mrs Wix:
- Fanny Carby
- Nigel Scrote:
- Mark Jones
- Laura:
- Maggie McCarthy
- Leonora:
- Shope Shodelnde
- Chairwoman:
- Monica Grey
- Elkins:
- John Bott
- Ernest Cusp:
- Arnold Diamond
- Filbert/Lighterman:
- Keith Smith
- V S:
- Madhav Sharma
- Wally Pitcher:
- William Hope
- Liz:
- Helen Atkinson Wood
- Bill Chertsey Cribb:
- Peter Howell
- Lady Hester Stanhope Garter:
- Narissa Knights
- Michael Oliver:
- Himself
- Graham:
- Sheffield Himself
