Why not try to write Wogan's script for him?
Including between 8.05 and 8.30, Monday to Thursday, the Children in Need auction with Paul Viney. Phone [number removed] at the cost of a local call from anywhere in the UK. Send a fax, e-mail or a letter to:
Terry Wogan. [address removed]
Fax: [number removed]
E-mail: [email address removed]