A rendition of the American national anthem on a strawberry flavoured milkshake, singing with a head stuck in a bucket of water ... just some of the DLT phone-calls.
' We had a fella who worked in a dry cleaners, and we talked about the way people watch their laundry going round as if they are watching television, and wondered how a commentary of their wash would sound as if it was a horse race ...
II Coming into the first spin with Balaclava ahead, the back of the ground is covered by Overcoat, oh and French Knickers gone down ... '
Whatever next?