Thyme and Spice permitting with Elsie Day
The fairy on the cake, who will almon(d) ice
Rupert Hazell
King of the nuts, who will crack one or two
Tommy Handley who suets everybody, goodness snows
Bertha Willmott
The girl with the candied appeel
Nosmo King and Hubert Stuffed with sage advice
Clapham and Dwyer
Completely crackers, but bang up to date
Suzette Tarri
You'll hear her angelica
Vine, More, and Nevard
The three heavy waits
The BBC Revue Chorus of Sultans and Sultanas
The BBC Variety Orchestra
(who will mince meaters)
Earnestly dished up by Longstaffe
Notice to Listeners: Please do not dessert us before the end!