with Ronnie Corbett
'A most improper story to tell young children' bristled the aunt. 'You have undermined the effect of years of careful teaching.' 'At any rate,' said the man, collecting his belongings and leaving the carriage, 'I kept them quiet for ten minutes - which was more than you were able to do.'

Ronnie Corbett will tell you the story that kept three noisy children from making a hullabaloo on a long train journey. It's called The Storyteller by 'Saki'