A Play in one Act by ALLAN MONKHOUSE
Characters :
Miss Perkins : Who is the Grand Cham ?
Mr. Perkins : 'E'8 one o' them Eastern potentates. 'E's been 8tayin' at the Majestic Hotel. The dimond was taken out of the 8ettin' and a walnut substituted.
Mrs. Perkins usually complains that ' it's the same every night.' This evening she must confess she has her ' bit of fun for once.'