by Jimmy Macready
Other parts played by members of the BBC Drama Repertory Company
Produced by Michael Bakewell
'Have you ever longed to get away from it all-to be able to shrug off your everyday cares and take a holiday lasting nine glorious days, and visit eight entirely different and unique countries from the comfort of your seat on a luxury touring coach? Do you wish to make new friendships which will last you a lifetime? Be able to watch from a safe distance the quaint customs of the natives of the countries you will visit?'
So runs the brochure issued by Lazy Days Tours Abroad Ltd., but the six passengers who actually take the holiday find out that it doesn't quite live up to their expectations...