Fun Balloons by DON HAWORTH
' Some customer's got te be disappointed.' ' Why? '
' The engineers want all the jobs they can get, they're on a productivity bonus.'
1 Why don't they do the jobs then? '
' Because, old son, the computer prints out more jobs than they're likely to do to make sure there isn't a shortfall. There'U be a few calls not done nine days out of ten.'
' But if they know they're not coming ... '
' They can't know they're not coming, old son, until they haven't been.'
Directed by ALFRED BRADLEY BBC Manchester