by Stewart Love
'It all happened when I was in the US Air Force. Flying out of East Anglia, life cheap, guys being blown to pieces and all that jazz. There was this nurse whom I wooed and won to such an extent that subsequently she gave birth to a baby. And that, my friends, is what brings me here in my dotage to see the result of our illicit union.'
But when you're married to a film star, a sentimental journey has its complications and Willie doesn't have much time.
BBC Northern Ireland